Behind every starchy man there is an equally, if not more-so, god-fearing misery-guts. Once again, we invite you to submit your old time grandmas for inclusion. Subjects should be tight-lipped, cross, ghastly or un-dead.

Photographs must be in black and white or sepia toned. Particular emphasis will be placed on stupid bonnets and constrictive collars although we will allow more adventurous attire if a sufficiently large monetary donation accompanies the submission.

To submit a picture, use the link entitled "Best Years Of My Life... !" at the foot of this page.